The following note was emailed to me Friday by one of my many non-existent, fake, sources in the global spying community. I share it in the interest of national security:

Hello, American readers, my name is [REDACTED] and I’m a veteran spy for an adversarial foreign nation.

Now that a judge has released the redacted affidavit used by your FBI to obtain a warrant to search former President Donald Trump’s home at the Mar-a-Lago country club in Florida, there’s something I need to get off my chest: Your former president has totally taken the fun out of spying.